Jan 5, 2009
time for 09
Happy xmas and merry new year, suckers. Collective decision has dictated that this will be a far superior year to 08 (do we not say that every year, however??), beginning with the fact that oh-nine rhymes with wine and thus my favourite drink shall be celebrated with the slogan “drink more wine in 09″ (TM Fickuss inc.)
From xmas through to now it has been a heady spiral downwards until we were barely crawling, and tbh I am so glad it’s over again for another year. From santa I got a nice pocket knife (for ghetto fights), some socks, a calender, some soap, an optical illusion and a mean hangover and cheeseover. Do you think that Santa speaks Scandinavian of some sort?? That would explain what part of ‘Please, no more presents this year, I am drowning in shit’ that fattie didn’t understand. Next year I shall rehearse it in Norwegian and try again.
I thought the best part of xmas and new years revelry was this:
Yes. Epic punch (in all manner of the word) and the endless emptying of vodka bottles. Ignore the water, that was a mistake.
But then I found this, and xmas got just a little sweeter. Have a fine 09, y’all.
Courtesy of It’s Nice That.
best slogan ever